I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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