And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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