A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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