I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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