Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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