WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize