At least make sure they are 18
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I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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