you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm passing your future prison.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Randomize