we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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