I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I am available for nakedness
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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