operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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