you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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