Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We are all done wearing pants today
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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