Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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