I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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