I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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