She said her name was "party"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I forget how to act sober
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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