i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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