im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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