Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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