he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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