i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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