I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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