That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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