haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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