In the future we'll all be gay
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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