pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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