random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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