I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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