Sry I called you an 8
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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