The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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