she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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