no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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