...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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