I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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