Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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