Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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