I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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