if only i could text you this smell
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
This is my gift to your gina
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Congratulations! We have a period
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