Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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