The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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