brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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