I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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