I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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