WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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