my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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