ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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