i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm at about main and main street
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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