Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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