This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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